spencer

(flirting) I have the Ken Jennings trivia almanac at home

no rizz, just me non stop yapping

shaving for work is like sisyphus and the rock ugh

real yearning hours

the girl who forgets the final jeopardy category during the commercial break will probably not save you.

need more people to watch the six days to south park documentary and I say this just as someone who watched it years ago and am still amazed

sorry i can't tonight, i have to stay home & get so high i can't move

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a day of braids and lots of hairspray

the mens have discovered this and now they have one of their own. this is why we can’t have nice things.

there’s a whole section of their making of doc dedicated to this

did anyone at all watch minority report?

it turns out that drills aren’t entirely useful when the battery isn’t charged

it’s cute how customers think I keep a running count of my tattoos in my head considering that more than once I’ve thought I had something on my shoulder only to realize it was just a glimpse of a tattoo

using power tools gives me a tim the tool man taylor complex

anything you can do, I can do in long stiletto nails

wait but what about the museum