jade π§πΌββοΈ
@jadednature
tired stripper | βοΈ | DMs answered on OF β
grad pics on campus < grad pics at the strip club
sorry i can't tonight, i have to stay home & get so high i can't move
in your 20s you get sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter
Donβt be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol
i'll be sooo back as soon as i grow out the fuckass haircut i gave myself again, trust me
i hate having a body i should just be a floating thing
i'm sorry but "getting cracked" as a euphemism for sex is so ewwwww. ik i sound old and woke for saying this idc
(person whoβs never been to a strip club voice) these strippers are so friendly to me specifically!
i didnt realize how much strippers love lesbians oh my god
smoking the sativa that makes me feel Uplifted & Inspired. i should start a niche grift that will make me 10s of dollars a month
βdo something with your lifeβ um i am. have you heard of a little thing called squandering
mamma mia my diet got insanely italian this week π€π€
it's a "getting sativa high and working out in my living room while watching youtube" summer
procrastinating on stripper laundry for so long i have to break out the middest obscure D-list fits from the back of my closet
ik it's just that time of the year, but constantly going to sleep when the sun is coming up makes me feel slightly more mentally unstable than usual