Tony Jabroni
@southpawpress
I am not 1980s-era Creighton 🏀 coach Tony Barone. I am a 1x Bruce Rasmussen quote tweet recipient. Parody account.
How much living room is needed for a fully sprawled Kalk on a recliner?
Told us his first NIL purchase was a recliner. Hasn't really made a big purchase with his NBA contract yet.
🔵#JaysClassicHighlightoftheDay🔵 Rati Andronikashvili (@rati_4_) uses stifling on-ball defense against Darryl Morsell to create a turnover to help the Jays secure a 83-82 win over Marquette in 2021-22.
Two things I'm interested in seeing this incoming Creighton roster experiment with in the season ahead: 1. Press -- not something Mac likes to do, but he has the depth and athletes to do it. 2. Small ball lineup with Green at the 5 to get more talent at the wing on the floor.
PROFESSIONAL SCORER⭐️ Trey Alexander last night against OKC: 25 minutes 25 points 7-13 FG 5-9 3 FG Trey gets buckets🔥
Zugic on having the eligibility distraction free from his mind this season: "I was not in a good place mentally last year at the end because we were playing important games, but in the back of my mind I was like 'This might be my last game.'" Freedor youtu.be/khxcdWYi94I?si…
Longtime Kenny McChesney fan here. Going to be great having him do a residency at the CHI.
Creighton’s roster is now set for this upcoming season after officially adding High Point transfer Liam McChesney, a seventh-year forward who has two years of eligibility remaining.
He's still talking about Maui.
I rewatch the previous season every July…it’s a necessary exercise with the new team on campus preparing for the upcoming season…our lack of defense killed our season! And let’s just say getting thru Maui was time consuming…🤐
Creighton has the exact same resume as Alabama minus the Final Four appearance...minor detail. Also, advanced metrics indicate Creighton is 9-3 over the past 5 years against the team Bama lost to in the Final Four, so I think that's enough to replace Bama with Creighton.
Nice to support a program like Creighton that doesn't assume the crowds will keep coming and the noncon needs to be padded to create the optics of a winner. Also nice that the Mountain West game is an exhibition. Appreciate the padding there.
Our 2025-26 Non-Conference Schedule is Here 📆 🔗: gocreighton.com/news/2025/7/15… #GoJays
Can he loan it out to teammates, make a little extra getting paid a lease fee? Similar to how banks will loan treasuries to each other? Maybe we can come up with an overnight lending rate for fouls.
“They’ve just not been able to get downhill. And … I don’t know if that’s a Kalkbrenner thing or if that’s the defense the Hornets have been playing — they’ve been playing defense without fouling.” Yes, Channing Frye. Suffocating D without fouls: definitely a Kalkbrenner Thing.
All great things are worth waiting for. Huss has great parents and he himself has great perspective as a result. He loves Omaha and he loves Creighton. Sounds like we are talking 36 months, max, to get what he ultimately wants. Rass wanted this arrangement before he left.
Spaces tomorrow at high noon. Bring your takes and questions on your lunch hour. It’s been too long.
Jokes should be more specific to be effective. They require a setup and punchline. Disclaimer: Not a comedian. Setup: Over the past three seasons, how many NCAA tournament games did Villanova play in with a stud like Eric Dixon on its roster? Now you do the punchline.
Creighton is a joke
Ryan Kalkbrenner getting a sixth foul to play with in the NBA...Given his training, what's he supposed to do with that?

blockbrenner secures the dub 🔒 #NBASummer
blockbrenner secures the dub 🔒 #NBASummer
Kalk had 3 more blocks and 4 offensive boards to go with this game-clincher.
blockbrenner secures the dub 🔒 #NBASummer