Sober Damar
@soberdamar
Sober since the defeat of the Dominion on Cardassia.
Here's a scenario: there is almost certainly a grocery store or at least a c-store less than 30 minutes walking distance from the house you decided to rob--with policies explicitly forbidding employees from stopping you shoplifting. You didn't break into my house to steal food.
So if I come to take bread from your house and my kids are starving, you will murder me? Here is a scenario: You hear a sound from your kitchen. You walk in with your gun and you see me holding your bread and soda. I raise my hands and say "I am hungry". Will you shoot me?
People who are so upset by Trump dropping the ball that they're threatening to jump ship--the ones who aren't Democrat shills who are too unintelligent to rewrite the prompt they were given in their own words--are living in denial of reality. The client list was never coming out.
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
Many are saying this.
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
One of my favorite games!
As a Catholic what comes into your mind when you see these?!
It wouldn't have been as funny at the time, but in retrospect watching O.J. Simpson get his ass repeatedly kicked is hilarious.
everyone respond to this tweet with your favorite joke from the Police Squad!/Naked Gun series
Ellen moved to England and turned into an old British man with big ears.
We sure do:
Barack Obama's prosecution referral from Tulsi Gabbard is now on Pam Bondi’s desk. We all know what happens next.
Crusader Pepe is pulling ahead. He thinks his 15k bot followers can defeat us, but he's in for a big surprise. Spread this message far and wide. JIM STRABO DOES NOT LOSE. Now either join us or get the hell out of the way.
@JimStrabo vs @crusadepepe
I walked up to Joel Berry and asked him "what is the opposite of all this? What is it you want least in the world?" He replied "the woke right." And I said "thank you."
True Christian faith still exists in Gaza, but it’s all underground. Anyone allowed by Hamas to practice openly is allowed to do so only because they aid and support the terror regime.
"Does my shit stink like the dumpster behind Arby's? No, it's the chuds who are wrong."
So, we're all pretty much agreed that CBS cancelled The Late Show because Mr. Colbert calls out Trump's bullshit, right?
I can't figure out what's more embarrassing: getting caught in 4k cheating on your wife, or getting caught listening to Coldplay.
"But I debased myself for you! I danced to the Vax Scene." "And that's why we kept you on the air for another 5 years, Stephen. You should be grateful."
“Homeschool? Aren’t you worried they’ll grow up weird?” -Lilith 🏳️⚧️🥀🇺🇦🍉🇵🇸☭ pansexual zoophile🐾|16|SHE/THEY|transbian|autistic(undiagnosed)|ADHD|BPD|DID|minors dni🔞
I am a great magician! This regrettable sexual encounter from 7 years ago is now rape!
"I've been a Trump supporter since 2007 when he appeared on Monday Night Raw, but if he doesn't release those Epstein files, I'm voting straight blue in 2026!"