Rachel Lapides
@rachellapides
comedienne & poetess @iowawriterswksp @swarthmore I am kinda interested in everything unknown to me
I love trains because I get to engage in one of my favorite hobbies: looking. God I love to look
In order to fully tell the story of my breakup to my friends I must begin with the day I was born
The man next to me at the coffee shop is learning new and exciting information

Age gap relationship between person who can get into the whitney for free and person who can’t
I had a dream last night that I was pronouncing mitski wrong
Life going bad so I’m gonna start tweeting again Get excited!
My high school campers aren’t laughing enough at my jokes
I STARTED A SUBSTACK open.substack.com/pub/rachellapi…

The brooklyn botanic garden should have a writer residency
To graduate from poetry school the one thing they required was that we submit a thesis. And format it the right way they said, so the hours before it was due I had fun teaching my gen z classmates about Microsoft Word. As for me, I had to drop the 'the' because it was cleaner
I wish getting an MFA also came with an honorific like Dr. does with PhD... Master Rachel Lapides