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Rehashing an old thread. What does SLURPLE BRAINED mean?

It brings me no mirth to report that Kung Pow! Enter the Fist is much dumber to watch after thirty than it was at eighteen

Would you shove this cat back under the tablecloth for two billion dollars

My P(igeon) is 1

Why do Germans exhibit such extreme paraphilias, from coprophilia to eating body parts? My theory is that it’s residual trauma from the sorts of fairy tales they heard growing up

BROKE: “If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?” BESPOKE: “If AI told you to jump off a bridge, would you?”

In ten years, a Greek statue pfp account named Western Educator is going to post “This is what they took from you” with AI-generated videos of women with big naturals dancing to 2010s stomp-clap music and playing escape rooms

gm There's something you need to see

I got arrested for being an incel and had to perform one hundred hours of community cervix

It's incredible how quickly cannabis went from pleasant to experience, aromatic, and chill when I smoked every day for years to being unpleasant to experience, noxious, and annoying after I abstained for a while There's a lesson here somewhere

I have a buddy. One foot tall, makes thousands of gold coins, jolly and plump, volunteers by playing music for woodland animals, lives in a spacious toadstool. But he can’t score a date with a female gnome. Modern dating is broken.

Can’t get over how our bar manager looks, dresses, and talks like Mike Milligan from Fargo, but watches anime and buys labubus

gm we praying for the weekend

nobody just says "im at the beach" anymore