universal one love jim
@importancatpete
semi retired plumber; I’m looking for a wife I would like to have 3-10 children soon
Holes developing in the soles of my running shoes. I already wear 2 pairs of socks for protection, might have to switch to 3
is anyone a carpenter and can tell me if this is good or bad pls

I created Robby in my laboratory like Flubber
Yesterday I swam in the river and got some water in my nose so today I went to Brighton beach to get saltwater in my nose to kill any amoebas
Jobcels are seething over Beachchads right now

Grown ass man wearing noise cancelling headphones in public
Waiters are just rent-seeking middlemen who stand between you and the people who actually make your food
Beer store closed. If I get a new part time gig that’s on the books this time I’ll be eligible for more bank signup bonuses. All the good deals require you to have a direct deposit
I made 2 different slops today and they both came out kind of bland. looking forward to eating them as my next 10 meals
hmmm perhaps i will go on another long bike ride without checking the weather first...
I trusted the weather app and ignored the ominous storm clouds directly above me and guess what happened
In the future jobs will let you come and go as you please
Holding onto my scrap metal lmao
BREAKING: Trump: Imposing a 50% tariff on copper.
My new invention: Non-opioidal heroin that you can shoot up so you don’t feel left out when your friends are getting high