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Cohen Edenfield. Writes games. DM on @skulltenders they/them
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel
*rattling a jar of past kidney stones like the bottlefingers guy from The Warriors*
quit all my vices so I decided to (finally!) get really into diet coke, the amazing beverage that immediately makes you feel better with no negative side effects whatsoever
if i was an apostle and i saw jesus having his moment of doubt in the garden i would cut him out of my life. i would tell him he was going to rot in his hometown and i would walk straight until someone found me and gave me a new name. someone disgusting
has a card ever lost a keyword like this before? man people HATED day/night
There is one Marvel Legends cards from #MTGxSpiderMan we're showcasing today that is not part of the main set, but we think Magic players can agree that card choice fits Man-Wolf perfectly. #MTGxMarvel
ana wintour stepped down as EOC last month
Vogue’s August issue has begun to use “AI models” instead of human models for some of their photoshoots.
quite possibly the dumbest this country has ever been, and it was already the dumbest country in history
🇺🇸 Today is a day we have been working towards for six months. We are announcing America’s AI action plan putting us on the road to continued AI dominance. The three core themes: - Accelerate AI innovation - Build American AI infrastructure - Lead in international AI…
one time i downloaded the extreme violence mod, disabled it for everyone except one sim called Bingo the Murder Clown, and completely forgot about him. a while later my sims were having a wedding and. well. while i may have forgotten him, he didnt forget about me
share a piece of sims lore about yourself
this is what happens to you in jojo's bizarre adventure right before you get turned into candy by an anthropomorphic tuna named Funkytown
3 laffy taffys in a row with the same joke... u should be entitled to a refund in this situation
Troy. no question
It seems like it very rarely happens but what is the best case of a film’s theatrical cut being better than an extended/director’s cut?
this is a universal desire... I have looked at so many crystals and tarot decks. and they kicked ass!!!
all boys want to do is show you an assortment objects from their home and have you say “oh wow cool” to them
"nevertheless, he persisted" type mindset
Thank you, Leader Jeffries, for standing up for the American people.
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being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot
this is the level of depth and intellectual curiosity from the magazine that spearheaded the "just asking questions" antitrans movement. bug brains, all of them
It’s rare to find a movie worth watching twice. So we asked The Atlantic’s writers and editors: What’s a film you can watch over and over again? theatlantic.com/newsletters/ar…
cover letters are so weird like bro why do I need to write you some fan fiction about working for you
I mean this genuinely: I never got what all the "DMV is bad" jokes were about until I lived in LA for five years. it really is that bad there, and that's where everything gets written. tragic local DMV slander perpetuated across a period of decades
I’ve actually never had a bad experience at the DMV.