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Opened at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker
trying to wrap my brain around the concept of “I think he looks ugly and overly ethnic and this is his fault, somehow”
baffled by the people on Bluesky (ironically) who told me this is a joke I'm not getting, as though “Obama’s theory of politics produced lame cultural products whose optimism aged badly” isn't something that not only lefty shitposters but like, Vox believed sincerely
you guys either need to take music more seriously or less seriously, but the current disposition is not working
I literally almost bought both of these in an IRL bookstore last weekend (just didn’t have enough space in my bag)
I guess that's fine
"Zohran is like Hamilton" is the left-lib synthesis we've been looking for
Hamilton was the epitome of a true New Yorker: a transplant who ran his mouth and desperately loved his adopted city, which he was fiercely proud of and partially responsible for making it the economic engine of the country.
oh you think this movie is "kind of a mess"? - buddy, all the frames were in order and the film started when the theater said it would, maybe you're just a neat freak
what would you argue against a circle of 20 people, if you were forced to
oh god he's got a gu-
It's going down. Meet me after school tomorrow.
important context is that the term was not coined by musicians or even a journalist — “stomp clap hey” was a tweet. it didn’t even identify any actual bands, it’s just “hey, look at this dumb type of guy from ten years ago”
"stomp clap hey" isn't a real category of music It's an indistinct amalgam motivated by seething resentment against the virtuous protagonists of the 2010s (hipsters)
I’ve been saying this
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!