Skelbton the Wizard 🔮⚡
@skelbthree
Former Space Knight turned Wizard and Professional Carp Therapist
orc who says “grok is this true?” Because the village elder is named grok
I bought a guitar off of fb marketplace and i met up with this old man and I gave him the $800 and he called his wife and said “baby i got $800 on the WAY put on your good clothes we’re going to chilis”
"Hey, I want a flesh golem , but with no unethically sourced parts" "No unethically sourced parts?" "And hold the souls of the damned!" "No souls of the damned? Hey Jimmy give me a golem with NOTHIN'"
When Barbie said this I really felt it
two years of barbie.
post someone who is sexy.
post someone who is sexy.
yeag
some people don't understand the artistic simplicity behind misspelling words on purpose
Skelbton update: the Ranger hasn’t found out about what I did to his bow
Ranger Update: I’m doing pretty ok
computer load images of pretty women
computer load images of hot guys
Drinking for my Notorious RBG mug and shaking my head at trump’s tweets
“Hey did you hear ab-“ No. I didn’t.
They invented inertia because they knew I had too much motion
screams for 67 years eats a spoonful of mustard
screams for 67 years eats a spoonful of mustard
This summer we all sacrificing a newborn to moloch