mr JD

@skaamoutjie

Astrophile. Nyctophile.

That_otha_place , South Africa

Joined May 2009

127Following

276Followers

Pinned

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

True. I got like 56 on facebook for the past 13 years.

MMindset Machine @Mindset_Machine · Jul 21

Unpopular opinion: Genuine people don’t have many friends.

mr JD@skaamoutjie · 19 h

So proud of this pole dancing brother🇿🇦🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 Siv, you are that man. To many more successes. May your bussiness grow exponentially🤌

SSiv Ngesi@iamSivN · Jul 22

Today, I held the very first sanitary pad produced in my own factory. It’s more than just a product,it’s a symbol of persistence, purpose, and a dream coming to life.I wish my mommy could walk through these doors, singing and shouting with pride,witnessing what her baby has built

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

😂😂😂 damn fairies, stealing everything.

KKatie D@KatieDeal99 · Jul 21

My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Sure. If you stay outa my past.

�💙 AceTyra ♥️@FloraAcetyra · Jul 22

Real men don’t care about woman’s past.

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

What else should we say? Nobody got our backs.

MMaya@_maya_1_ · Jul 22

Men will get fired, divorced, be in debt and the only thing they'll say is "I'll figure it out"

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Helen zille 2.0

LLauren Witzke@LaurenWitzkeDE · Jul 20

What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Really. Lets get together and plan the classes.

�𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮@txsalth2o · Jul 21

No one prepared us for handling aging parents. There should be a class.

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

There wount be a nigerian, somalian, ethiopian in sight.

RRosemary@Rosemary3151721 · Jul 21

If you were to become the president of your country, what would be the first thing you would do?

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Alcohol give you a headache for a day....

BBrian Atlas@BrianAtlas · Jul 22

Why is this the case?

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

I try too, but on a overloaded train that will sound weak. They wount move for you. You must say , "move jou donner."

MMarlayna@Marlayna29 · Jul 21

Does anyone do this anymore?

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Do you believe we are alone in the universe?

WWisdomX@wisdomXplorer · Jul 21

Do you believe true love lasts forever?

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Wow, just like me when I see hoomans

EEmily ™@emily_tweets · Jul 21

Everytime I drive by cows, I say ‘cows!!’

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

So ask your boss to work halfday hours.

BBra Mish🇿🇦@RM_Mish08 · Jul 21

A woman can leave you because you don't have a job. The same woman can leave you because you are too busy with your job..😩

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Vukani boo❤️ kindness and money to you

KKHABONINA™@Khabonina_Q · Jul 22

Goooooooood morning lovers and friends! vuuuuuuukani !!! There are people waiting to be inspired only by you ! I love you 🥰

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

From one man to a gay: not all off us are in the bum bussiness buddy.

⭕⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson · Jul 22

As a man, if you're at home and take a poop and do not immediately shower after then that is disgusting.

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Wait, is she single. I like the chubby version though.

�👑 J³ABz👑@Jabz_CFC · Jul 21

Adeles Transformation ain't talked about enough

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

I feel you 100%. "O but a god give his strongest ninjas the hardest tasks" KAK MAN! This shit is draining and painfull. Dont let anybody convince you otherwise.

KKing T’THOTla@GhettoBasquiat · Jul 21

If you’ve never had to take care of a parent/grandparent with Alzheimer’s or Dementia, please count your blessings That shit is NOT for the weak. To see the look in someone’s eyes that took you to school, taught you how to tie a tie, and taught you golf……

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

The kak whiteys march for🚮

�𝖡𝖠𝖡𝖠 𝖸𝖠𝖦𝖠 ®✞@Recon1_ZA · Jul 21

We're not going to make it homies. 🤦‍♂️ Tembisa is fighting electricity tariffs, and our liberals are pouring their hearts out in Simon's Town over bullsh*t. #whiteproblems

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Thats the kwesion. Eskom is mos jas. In the winter they skyrocket the price. Because the fat cats are stealing now we must pay.

♣♣☆»🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦«☆♣@Phislash · Jul 21

Why we not all rising up and joining Thembisa residents? Yall ok with these insane electricity prices?

mr JD@skaamoutjie · Jul 22

Poojabious

DDr Pooja Garg@poojagarg1111 · Jul 21

What does this painting make you feel? Tell me in one word :)