Larry Wilkins (beast)
@simpwitdashrimp
Avid shrimp eater and e-dater
Bet you’ve never seen a triple decker before
Yes I’m drinking a pink drink. Yes I’m wearing a discount tux put together last minute. Yes I’m flying in seat 34D tomorrow. Any questions?
You realize law firms bill by the human hour right?
A partner at a prominent law firm told me “AI is now doing work that used to be done by 1st to 3rd year associates. AI can generate a motion in an hour that might take an associate a week. And the work is better. Someone should tell the folks applying to law school right now.”
In a black shoes brown belt scenario should I KMS
DD just fell over, survival odds are taking a hit
How many drinks will my wedding DD @spacecowboy__11 drink tonight
I have 2 mutuals following this guy and it’s hillarious 1 def loves him 1 def hate follows and they both know him
ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE (Your outfits in Congress are inappropriate) ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE
This image gives my mom Nam flashbacks
Its 7/11/25, blessed date
#expand
$6 panda plate, blue pow, and dude perfect? Expand
My fault for being at Tin Lizzie but there no way the bar tender just poured ice in my beer
This rocks
$6 panda plate, blue pow, and dude perfect? Expand
Breaking News: The @TheHanggeUppe is installing a For-Rent Mattress in the back alley. Frisky bar goers will have to pay an additional $40 cover for the “Hangge & Bangge” package
If you wear a sheisty the police should get to Shoot on Sight
Have come to agree with @bobbycomps that tattoos are trashy. Not taking questions at this time.
Everyone cool if this white boy speaks a little proper English tonight
17F?? Sorry @AmericanAir I’m no pedo.. gonna need a new seat
I mean have we even tried having babies fly in the cargo hold?