Grateful Calvin
@shoveitjack
I aim to misbehave. My tiger is smarter than most people. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam. 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶
Cool floor is cool. I think I am going to join him. Some setbacks in recovery the past few days. Which is a bummer. But we’re taking a page out of #TeamIronWill’s book and will strive for relentless forward progress.
Well ... bye. New from me...
In the famous words of Patty Smyth and Scandal ... "Goodbye to YOU!" twitchy.com/grateful-calvi…
.@MZHemingway rips complicit media for running the Russia Hoax on the American people: “Americans are livid about this…none of this would be possible without a complicit media that willingly participate in these info ops." “Their role might need to be investigated as well."
If you find yourself declaring "animals do it" as a justification for any kind of human choice or behavior, that's a very good indication that you're on the wrong side of the argument. Animals cannibalize each other. They eat their own shit. They kill and abandon their young.…
Monogamy is a man-made illusion sold as morality. Polygamy is nature. Animals do it. Ancient kings institutionalized it. Entire cultures built legacies on it. But now we shame it while secretly cheating, lying and juggling side pieces,pretending monogamy makes us evolved.
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WATCH: DEI efforts were rebranded at 2 red-state colleges to skirt Trump orders, staffers admit foxnews.com/politics/watch…
“There are approximately 6,728 women competing on collegiate golf teams in the US.” Lemme explain something to you, dear. Just because you don’t make the top 1500, doesn’t mean you’re not good. Also, she’s adorable, well spoken and likable. Unlike you.
Kai Trump, Donald J. Trump's granddaughter, went on Fox & Friends to shill for an energy drink company. She's an 18-year-old high school junior. She doesn't rank on the over 1500 PGA list for the best girl high school golfers. The family that grifts together...
MOTHERF***ING POODLE!!!! I HATE YOU WITH THE SEARING HEAT OF 100,000 EXPLODING SUNS!!! Ahem...Sorry for the uncontrolled outburst. If you know, you know.
Kristol still thinks we play by the old rules. Kristol is wrong. As always. New from me...
Uh-oh. It appears that Mr. Kristol is outraged again. Forgive us while we yawn. twitchy.com/grateful-calvi…
Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight! twitchy.com/grateful-calvi…
Abigail Spanberger wants to control your paycheck, your thermostats, and your parenting. I won’t let her. This is what I think of her “plan” ⬇️
What the actual fuck is going on with Lorne Michaels? Did he get into some of Biden's Ambien?
This post has upset many people and I am sorry. There was a typo. What I meant to say was: Lorne’s Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Emmy has SNL officially Nielsen Ratings just than ANY other American or Canadian producer in history. Congratulations! 🎉
I expect social media to react to this news rationally and with complete sobriety.
BREAKING: Former attorney for Jeffrey Epstein, Roy Black, has died, per AP.
The Lincoln Pedos, kind of like herpes, also do not go away.
.@SpeakerJohnson - why are you covering up for pedos? This is not going away. newsweek.com/republicans-je…
Remember when it was held as simultaneously true that Native American mascots were disrespectful but Confederate Rebel mascots were too much respect?
Welcome to #TheCocktailLounge!! Join me and the ever-suave @MartiniShark for a Hunter Biden *expletive*, NYC man giving Florida Man vibes, rewriting history lulz, and more!! Starting at 8:30 PM ET!! Broadcast live on @KLRNRadio here on X!!
North Cackalaki Crackers is what I’d name a team from NC.
Sorry, dudes.
🚨 BREAKING: The US Olympic & Paralympic Committee will now ban transgenders from competing against women, CAVING to the Trump administration. Wow. What a victory for women's sports.
The left is going with 'I reject your reality and substitute my own,' and it's not going well for them AT ALL. twitchy.com/grateful-calvi…