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family portrait

why did everyone in the entire planet decide to do legs today

this is the closest thing to adult content on twitter for me rn

I was born in 1900s

first tumblr porn now twitter porn cut my dick off already

once I get my degree I will NEVER study anything EVER again

this was the last straw

need bisexual metal fan bros to go to concerts with and make out afterwards or during or before or all of the above

I was like “this is the least cunty pokemon why did they use this song???” then it dawned on me

year is 2012

💘🥹🫶🏽✨✨🫶🏽🥹💘 ✨they ghosted me✨ 💘🥹🫶🏽✨✨🫶🏽🥹💘

I’m in this cybersecurity class and the lecturer said “I have never come across adult content on twitter”

girl the tariffs

gym smells like poppers today wtffffdd

*scrolls* *sees booty* *likes* *repeat*

It’s christmas

wore my bulgiest shorts and the gym’s completely empt