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Why aren’t my NFTs pumping?

Lil man wants to know why you’re dumping your memecoins

Trump gonna impose tariffs on the United States after that South Park episode

Send $GP to $10 right meow

I wake up and I convert my rugged memecoins into @beer_bonk_coin I’m a simple man 🍻 GM

Sell me all the $BONK you have under $.11 and fuck off

I told Chat GPT I liked the colors it chose for bullet points and bro told me to stfu and get back to work lmao 😭

I don’t even remember how to check the floor prices of NFTs anymore

Ayo ChatGPT making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside this morning GM ☕️

PA on $PUMP is exactly what we all expected but for some reason CT is surprised

$PUMP? More like $DUMP

If you I vested $100 in $PUMP yesterday, you would have $14 today

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK…

Guess I’ll close my slightly underwater longs 😂

Ya don’t say??

Gm ☕️ Let’s have ourselves a week shall we?!

Let the dog run $BONK

Pump this Pump that Meanwhile the dog is running

Goodbye Mr President

Noooiiice