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and gathering swallows X in the skies
I’m Batman?
Robert Pattinson says an immigration officer recently stopped him and said, “Hey, you’re the guy from ‘Twilight’. Why’d you stop acting?” "I was like... I’m Batman?” (via @nytimes)
atheists when you call it a “soul patch” and not a sack of meat patch
Shakespeare: shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Male friend: what? Shakespeare: ……………… did you catch the game
Great look
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files. nyti.ms/4nZtblR
Education is now about meeting students where they are instead of showing them where they need to be. Much follows from this.
Education is now about meeting students where they are instead of showing them where they need to be. Much follows from this.
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
Going back to the store for more cocktail sauce… I didn’t know there were 10^100 shrimp
The clean version “Let’s Get It Started” reimagines the Black Eyed Peas as book club members eager to crack open Stephen King’s clown horror classic
Astronomer who wishes to spy out the heavens cannot bear to be sighted. A modern parable.
Andy Byron, the CEO of tech company Astronomer, has stepped down in the wake of a viral video at a Coldplay concert that sparked online speculation and scrutiny, according to the company. Read more: abcnews.link/O52MoHf