satchel maloney
@satchelmaloney
my silly little thoughts on my silly little bravo shows
You come to me, on this, the day of my daughter’s Amazon Live gender reveal,
can my lawyoomfs (lawyer oomfs) tell me what, if anything, they know about New England Law School? i’m not interested in attending/no one i care about is affiliated there so you can be candid
dyke night at the alley always syncs with my period so I always bail on my plans to go :(
Me when my mother visits
Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol
i think about this one everyday
what are some of the most psychoactive tweets you've seen or bookmarked? tweets that basically altered your brain function/chemistry the moment you read them
One of the best parts about Jax not being on #TheValley going forward is that the cast won't have him as a barometer for bad behavior to always compare themselves/each other against, which I think helps them to excuse bad behavior that just isn't "as bad" in comparison to his
My Favorite Murder and Morbid didn’t make the list! Probably because they’re vile and so are their fanbases
Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward ti.me/451XhfW
Sexy Unique Podcast not included? Fuck you @TIME misogynist homophobic rubes
Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward ti.me/451XhfW
i was single for YEARS before my bf and one of the things that’s been such a jarring discovery is how im more or less the same person but socially im now seen as “fixed” or something. it really has just deepened my belief that a lot you are NOT NORMAL about singledom
as an only child I am both in my mother’s eyes, depending on her mood
i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am
RUMORS: Countess Luann De Lesseps is set to release a new album on September 5th and will perform a 10-minute medley of hits at the #VMAs. Producers were “shocked” when they received the call.
“Jesse Lally just seems so good-hearted and vulnerable” he is an ACTOR TURNED SALESMAN are you fucking stupid!???
when I move my carabiner from the right to the left:
They came after the wrong man.
“If I kept hating Tom I’d have to keep hating my husband” so @scheana you admit you were trying to forgive Tom so you could cope with your own cheater husband, regardless of the pain you caused your supposed “bast frand” Ariana. And you wonder why she doesn’t text you back?
Scheana says Ariana hasn’t reached out to her since she revealed Brock had an affair while she was pregnant. #VanderpumpRules #PumpRules
i’m so used to liking older people whenever i’m attracted to someone my own age i feel like a predator
Pick me girls are actually more dangerous than misogynistic men
Pick me girls are actually more dangerous than misogynistic men