viktor

I am only but a ghost to the old me

I know I’m funny because bigger accounts steal my tweets

Just had water and an iced americano for breakfast

Sometimes I just need to sit in my car and sing

Saying “watch this” then disemboweling myself with a chainsaw at Home Depot

Does my ass smell like chloroform to you?

“Lost Cause” music video out now link in my bio <3

Idgaf what anyone thinks I get emo af to this song open.spotify.com/track/1hn9nQ8T…

My biggest downfall is that I can’t grow any significant facial hair

Should I start taking creatine

Why do pubes grow back at super sonic speed

RT if you suck toes

Me when someone mentions beer and a hotdog

I kickstart all of my tweets off by being the first person to like them

Only people with very severe mental illness still use tumblr

We all have that one oomf with really bad takes but we just ignore it for some reason

Wrong hole moment

Just let women be evil

Get your head out of your bussy