sam
@samanshaa
I’m here for a long time not for a good time
When I feel depressed I like to sit at the bar of my local longhorn
Tonks having dreams where she’s running would be way more adorable if her feet weren’t on my pillow repeatedly kicking me in the head
My BIL made an album of my tweets paired with photos throughout our relationship and I’ve never loved anything more. January 2013 Sam didn’t know it was the yr she’d meet the bozo who’d marry her @kevindoc2 @notmikedoc
America’s overall response to covid can be summed up by a vaccination card that isn’t wallet sized.
Kev and I were supposed to get married today but instead we brought Tonks to the groomer and she shit on the floor
I checked Twitter today for the first time in quite some time and I can’t wait to continue to ~social distance~ my way away from a lot of bigoted asshats who belong in the 1930s. Or hell.
I wish the people who live above us would die and I whole heartedly mean that
Not a single shot fired as thousands of angry white men assault police officers and break into a gov. building. The same white men who said “if you follow the rules you won’t get shot”. And “if trump loses I won’t be crying in the street, I’ll go to work” Sub-human trash.
Can you guys believe people still defend Donny boy? Like y’all MAGA peeps need to find a hobby. Collect stamps. Knit. I mean all are a little bit pointless but at least the last two don’t make you look fuckin dumb.
I hope the first thing joe does in office is fda ban whatever self tanner brand fat don uses
Psst it does not matter if you’re a Democrat or Republican ... if you support fat don you’re dumb
Eagles fans needs to just accept that they are butt. Let go of the hope. Makes life a lot easier.
Guys..guys.. the Washington red team beat the eagles lolol.... Tonks giants bandana is adorable... Tonks is actively eating one of kevs socks.... I love this Sunday