Jared Freid
@jtrain56
Comedian. Board Lord. Inventor of the U up? text.
The Table For One Tour tickets are on sale!! ASSEMBLE THE GROUP CHAT! All new material from the Netflix Special AND The Family Business Tour!! Food. Family. Weight. Dating. Travel. It’s got it all!! Ticket link punchup.live/jaredfreid #comedy #standupcomedy
My first thought when I walk into a bathroom and hear TikTok playing in the only toilet is that I’ll come back in 45-60 minutes.
Just some fun with grandma! More on my YouTube channel: youtu.be/4y3q4VQKp-w #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes
I enjoyed some BBQ in Bloomington, Indiana and earned BILT POINTS for it thanks to my friends @BiltRewards! #foodie #travel #bbq #biltpartner
Isn’t the internet gross? I’m asking for an option to warm at a cookie shop and now this person comes back with this. Read this response out loud and it’s nuts.
👎 Cookies are Infinitely better when they’re properly cooled off
If you sell a cookie and aren’t offering an option to warm up the cookie then why’d you even get into the cookie business?
A Gwyneth Paltrow story that leaves me with questions plus more pop culture news on a NEW JTrain Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… #gwynethpaltrow #popculture
It’s like someone put a hit on the cast of VH1’s Surreal Life show.
Don’t threaten me with a patio! #Single #outdoorseating #restaurant
Dating profiles will make you go nuts. Go watch “37 & Single” on Netflix and come to a show! #standupcomedy #standup #funny #joke #dating
Good to see that not much has changed about the “sike!” community.
Florida driver yells, ‘Sike!’ at cop and flees — only to crash into 18-wheeler trib.al/SSE8GWv
Every Tuesday I take listener complaints. This week a plug in hybrid has ridiculous reset instructions! Plus more complaints on JTrain Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… #hybrid #cars #emission
A listener is known as the “single friend” and they want it to stop! @JTrainPodcast #single #dating podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
You’re welcome single people! Come to a show! Brea, Spokane, Denver, San Francisco, Providence, Winnipeg, Kansas City! #single #dating #relationships
She’s better off without that loser!! More crowd work from this show on my YouTube channel! youtu.be/utKfr_dApBo #standupcomedy #jokes #standup #single #breakup
The Hillstone is the restaurant for the person who’s two years away from living in the suburbs and talking about their time in NYC like they were Carrie Bradshaw.
Imagine this is your first reaction to this tweet. You can be comfortable. I guess you’re most comfy in your “dont take my bazooka” tshirt and sweats that are wet.
I’m about to be on the airplane for 2+ hours bro why would I wear something not comfy? You people are insufferable
It is absolutely shocking what people wear to the airport. It’s like “I’ll grab my worst sandals for walking and a pair of old sweatpants that I wore in the snow a few times and my “if you want my bazooka then you can grab it with your pussy lips” t-shirt.”
There was that trend where women asked their boyfriends if they wished they were athletic. We gotta start one where people ask men if they need help with getting their bag into the overhead.