salami

I’ve been waiting so long for this

when i sleep on the plane i shamelessly rest my head on my fellow passengers’ shoulders just to see if those pathetic pussies have the spine to tell me to stop lol

bro why this party got a labubu piñata

i’m in a discord that’s like this

pulled down My pants to jerk off but then i saw My little pathetic Tiny shrimpy and just started crying

I’m hard stuck in chudlow

i love melee so much LOL. guarantee you’ve never seen someone get this fried no flame

Hey everyone, I’m running for the content creator spot at Nounsvitational 2025 in Tokyo this December! 🇯🇵✨ Voting just went live, so if you'd like to help me get to Japan, the link to vote is in my bio! Here's a 1 min vid on why I think I'm a great fit for the role :)

i was the docs nair guy. i also did not know i was the docs nair guy until several years after. one of my first power 9’s i hopped on the mic and was watching franz when i pointed it out and my co commentator and twitch chat grilled me so hard LOL

Coming all the way from SoCal and our 150th registrant, happy to announce that @salamithegreat has been confirmed to compete at Québecup alongside @SSBMInky!

I just registered for Québecup 2025 start.gg/quebecup #Québecup via @startgg

crops are growing strong at the socal aura farm

bro we are gang stalking you we are going to kill and eat you bro

Being antizionist is not being antisemitic. Please don’t equate the two. It’s actually antisemitic to equate them. Judaism is respectable like all other religions. People worship in their own way. Zionism on the other hand, is a disgusting, prideful display of fascism and hate.

everyday i wake up and i just start crying