Ryan Winchester

@supabase telemetry is getting a major update - ingesting >300K logs per second, powered by @elixirlang - soon shipping everything to @ClickHouseDB - we're bullish on OTel

elixir is pretty rad i have been sleeping on this language for way too long, feel like an idiot

i tried man... i tried

who cares, I’m still going to eat it either way

.@DockYard is seeking @elixirlang contract devs, senior level experience with distribution and scaling necessary dockyard.com/careers #ElixirLang

I will NEVER pay more than ONE DOLLAR for an airline ticket for the rest of my life. (hello Delta AI)

bonus points if it still works after

so today I have to say this again use UUIDv7 for primary keys

When I see @ThePrimeagen doing Elixir streams and @tsoding doing Erlang streams

I have been speaking to Coca-Cola about using REAL Cocaine in Coke in the United States, and they have agreed to do so. I'd like to thank all of those in authority at Coca-Cola. This will be a very good move by them — You'll see. It's just better!

usage based pricing is great but charging markup on top of tokens is a trap tokens are electricity and you're selling an appliance companies have their own deals with the electricity company - you need to get out of the way and just charge for the appliance

you can just do things

the files were created by HTMX to make warren look like a Canadian

still upset at phoenix for adding daisyUI

👋 We're hiring a Lead Sr Software Engineer over at Cars Commerce (cars.com)! Would love to see some candidates from the Elixir community, I know a lot of you out there have been looking for a while. Please apply here! cars.wd12.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/cars/job… #MyElixirStatus

one book and one stack of toilet paper

bring the music back to music

JS on the server

immutable data means copying everything, right? immutable data also means you can do smart things with pointers and not always copy everything