Brian Cardarella | bcardarella.bsky.social

This is some dark UX from @UberEats , deflect anger by prioritizing "Taxes" in the line item. When the taxes are a fraction of the "other fees".

It's the Summer of @elixirlang

🚀 Just launched my Elixir job board! First active position is live - a funded startup looking for a junior-mid level developer. Check it out! elixirmentor.com/jobs #elixirlang #myelixirstatus

Ok, @brave injecting fucking ads into my launch screen was the last straw. Recommendation on browser to switch over to?

Whatever designer at @youtube keeps setting the grid width of the subscriptions page to three videos should be fired.

code like this makes me realize that elixir is just so objectively superior i can match messages, in the function definition, and just match the prefix... this is just such an annoying thing to do normally

Hey kid, you may be a digital nomad living in Thailand vibe coding from a hammock while lying to your employer about holding multiple jobs, but have you ever a worn 90's power suit while making your intern hold your 11lb GRiD Compass 1101 to raw dog MS Excel in the elevator?…

It's run is nearly complete with almost 300 upboats on HN. #ElixirLang

It's currently trending #1 on Hacker News

When doing compile-time work make sure your test modules are in separate ex file and not exs... #ElixirLang

Swift - Erlang Actor System forums.swift.org/t/introducing-… #ElixirLang

Has anyone ever seen situations in @elixirlang where despite guarding with `Code.ensure_compiled` the module still doesn't have `__info__/1` defined? #ElixirLang

Is this the ticket?

It's a multi-billion dollar company because they focus on stuff that makes money.

TIL @elixirlang macro expansions can introduce some annoying race condition bugs. #ElixirLang

.@DockYard is seeking @elixirlang contract devs, senior level experience with distribution and scaling necessary dockyard.com/careers #ElixirLang

Parenthood gives you a stake in your local surroundings that's load-bearing for maintaining civilization. I don't think it's a coincidence that SF became San Fransicko after decades of VC culture propagandized the family-later-but-grind-first ethos for startups.

I don't have time for all of this long-form content. Give me back 10 minute edited interviews

I wish there was a way to globally set all quote blocks in @elixirlang to location: :keep for test runs so I can get useful stack traces

Apple Headquaters vs microsoft headquaters vs linux headquaters