Ryan

My story about a neurotic body fascist is now on substack (link in reply)

I’m trying to order tapas in a masc way

The euro gays are a lil too woke…it’s giving Paris Olympics opening ceremony

SWAG summer

Your “chop hoe era” never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

A photo dump? Darling, how vulgar…

Jet lagged in a Barcelona hotel rn and feel like I could either 1) write the Great Internet Novel or 2) lose 8 hours to a grindr scroll

No one in Europe knows about the Coldplay kiss cam :(

They're doing turd world AI voiceovers on Pasolini's Decameron I can't......we need air strikes immediately

And I would tell him boyfriend you are so off

Something so out of time about having your affair accidentally revealed on a jumbotron at a Coldplay concert…early 00’s romcom plot point, opposite of a recession indicator

You would think

More people need to give up completely cause that’s when the real work begins

I love the smell of bread in Ridgewood

I need to get rid of my oversized denim shorts asap

I almost blocked someone and then saw they were going after an even bigger op of mine….oh the wicked web we weave 😔

It’s fucked up that there’s a tech billionaire also named Ryan Petersen

I like how uncanny and stupid things are at the moment…it’s actually a vibe

Monumental film

20 year olds raised on r/redscarepod are marching into the city