Robert Burleson - Mad Man
@robstersauce
The funny side of Behavioral Psychology and Marketing.
This guy just casually came up with the best sci-fi premise I’ve ever heard. I would watch at least 13 seasons of this show.
So like space pawn stars? "Best I can do is 60 galactic credits. You never know what's gonna fly through that thermal exhaust port"
My genuinely unpopular opinion is that I think the “For You” page on this app works pretty well and serves interesting content. I had to filter pretty aggressively at first, but it learns.
Anybody can hate-follow. But do you have courage to hate-subscribe to their premium substack? Straight-up purchase lifetime access to their inner circle so you can go shit on them some more?
St. Gabriel Possenti, the unofficial patron saint of marksmen. He was also regarded as the fanciest dresser and best dancer in town, and was engaged to two ladies at the same time when he decided to become a monk instead.
Nobody believes me about 9/11 because I am 7 years old. I am forced to do long division and penmanship, and they are both still difficult and annoying. I receive a B-
You suddenly wake up from a Saturday afternoon nap in 1998 to find it was all a dream--what you doing first?
Sent a support email to Cal AI about a minor interface annoyance and they fixed it two days later. I have used all of the major calorie tracking apps, and this one is the best and cheapest per-feature by a long shot.
90% of modern vehicles are just minivans they’re trying to make look less like a minivan.
Adjusted for cost of living in San Francisco this is equivalent to ~ $65,000/year
Playing Metallica for babies in the womb helps them gestate 20% faster.
Type of guy who says he makes six figures but it’s exactly $500,000 and he didn’t undersell or oversell the number in any possible way. And now you can’t trust him because he’s too honest.
Planning several moves ahead is just regular Chess
"For Business" or "Commercial" is the keyword to look for. With TVs for example, there's an entire B2B side of Best Buy where you can buy the exact same product from the same manufacturer, but pay more because they can't serve ads.
Does any company make "dumb" refrigerators, dishwashers, washing machines, dryers, etc.? I'm tired of these smart products breaking down every three years. My grandparents had the same fridge for 50 years. It can be done.
There are no cool patterns on the grown up band-aids. Like I’d probably wear Cowboys or Led Zeppelin or something.
Mustard is the condiment Gotham deserves. - like 3 calories - goes on everything - builds character and spiritual discipline
The two most underrated dominant things to say are “Why?” and “I don’t know” These words are a source of creative energy that visibly shape the universe around you and make liars trip over themselves.
How did I get so polemical on Twitter? Very simple. I start writing tweets with all the academic qualifiers "Sometimes", "generally", "hypothetically". The tweet goes over the word limit. So then I just go back and delete the qualifiers
>Be Epstein >Feeling better >Think you might go for a walk
Diatomaceous earth Battlefield Earth Flat Earth What are some other heckin rare earths?
We're all just pieces moving around on a board. Wake up, Meeples.
His name is like Chadrick Michael Vanderberg III and his friends call him Tripp