Charismatic Megafauna
@riptide1776
Politically homeless | Probably not on your team | Science, math, logic, facts, & reason | ⚓️USN, WV Mountaineer 💙💛 & Auburn Tiger 💙🧡. (hey/y’all)
The breakdown is absolute brilliance. As per usual.
Catturd may have done the impossible I never thought a post could match or eclipse the legendary Barney Frank’s Nipples tweet, but I think this one did. Let’s walk through the brilliance of it: 1. “Dude” - the ideal start to a late boomer/early Gen X post 2. “I was raised in…
I arrived in Vegas today to celebrate my birthday a bit late. My 51st birthday. Chose a resort with a large pool. True story: American men are disgusting, embarrassing, & slovenly on balance. They do not take care of themselves. They’re fat, weak, & lazy. You’re a joke.
Defund the @USPS. They are beyond waste fraud and abuse. They are a nexus of ineptitude and underachievement.
High probability: @Apple will continue to shove Dumb Stack down our throats & provide no explanation or fix to workout tracking glitches that “pause” your workout & require a restart for no reason at all. macrumors.com/2025/06/16/app…
It doesn’t really matter to me, whether he genuinely advocates this, or is just rage bait engagement farming; he’s fucking pathetic. Some men have never had their ass beat, and it shows. Social media has reduced the cost of being an asshole to near zero.
Men, unless you’re disabled, sick, or gay, your wife should not be driving the car when you go out together.
Your friendly reminder that @Instacart is a scumbag operation. Whatever they offer you insofar as discounts or promotions, they’ll claw back some other way. “Services.”
Nothing but wins. Favorite new X account. Give @IfindRetards a follow.
This is the third homicide of CNN today alone.
🚨 911, I need to report the m*rder of CNN. HOST: No one is disagreeing there is government bloat/waste, CNN has been covering it. TIM BURCHETT: No you haven't. All y'all do is run down Musk and Trump, and that's why your ratings are in the tank.
🚨 911, I need to report the m*rder of CNN. HOST: No one is disagreeing there is government bloat/waste, CNN has been covering it. TIM BURCHETT: No you haven't. All y'all do is run down Musk and Trump, and that's why your ratings are in the tank.
Animals are never more dangerous than when they’re cornered & in survival mode. The diseased temple of thieves, p*dos, fraudsters, & criminals is lashing out in desperation as the walls close in.
Murphy: "Let's not pull any punches about why this is happening. Elon Musk makes billions off of his business with China. And China is cheering at this action today. There is no question that the billionaire class trying to take over our govt right now is doing it based on…
When your head of marketing is a complete potato.
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Me, but after my morning workout when I get up from my desk where I’ve been comfortably sat for 90 minutes of calls.
‼️Fentanyl addiction in America is out of control
Bought a first class ticket with @AlaskaAir to travel from PDX to Boise, go to relax in the first class lounge, only to be informed that there was a “policy change.” Seems now even a first class ticket isn’t good enough for them. More corporate scum tactics to screw customers…
In other news, they’ll all be evicted or homeless when they receive their disbursements from the VA in a few years. military.com/daily-news/202…
