Mr.walkemdownandsayhello
@realeater4ever
#realeaterforever
There’s a loud cricket outside not letting me sleep
U can go the speed of light and a dude will still be on your asshole in the left lane you can never please people
Ngl going that little 5 - 10 over the speed limit in the left lane isn’t enough bro u need to want to be here
40 thousand tweets no notifications it doesn’t matter what I do I’ll never be famous goodbye fuck the world
bop house but instead of OF models, it's mentally ill NEET girls & instead of making tiktoks, we're all schizotweeting from the living room together.
bop house but instead of OF models, it's mentally ill NEET girls & instead of making tiktoks, we're all schizotweeting from the living room together.
Told my mom Politely to get me chips and she did a magic trick The trick : Threw a left hook at my fucking face and said “ hey fat boy get your own food you fat fuck”
Coworker yelling at me he don’t know ima HR anonymous report demon im #bitchmade and proud #snitcheswin
Not me I’m bending oomf over and taking them to flavor town if you know what I mean
you and oomf was in dms talking freaky to each other then met up hugged and aint do SHIT
Never eat this shit bruh
Never eat this shit bruh
Fingering my ear tonite oughhhh yea ʕ̡̢̡ʘ̅͟͜͡ʘ̲̅ʔ̢̡̢
Why big Zo lowk have that shit on
Years ago, someone tried to prevent the Shai Davidai timeline. His name was Zohran Mamdani.