Josh DeGraw

RT if you agree

They out here drinking Tzatziki

If you feed your kids frozen pizza and chicken nuggets and other frozen foods for dinner you’re a terrible parent! We don’t care how busy you are! Find the time To microwave them!

Just popped into the PL lab to ask a scala question and got called a retard(implicitly)

I don't think you trust in my

Fun fact: @dillon_mulroy is a genuinely good dude

charizard is short for cognitohazardarizard

my 3rd monitor just decided it didn't want to connect to my laptop anymore. only works with a dingle but then I can't use the other better monitor at the same time 😫

Kelsier did nothing wrong

Character concept: two soulmates and the third guy who keeps reincarnating with them

Everyone wants to live in a kinder world. Nobody wants to be kinder to a stranger.

reply with a photo only your fandom would understand

Hot take C# is deeply underrated and should be more trendy

tfw you just had your daughter's 5th bday party as a fun simple get together and then the next week ur next door neighbors have real life unicorn rides for theirs cmon jeff ur making me look bad in front of my daughter

What is something every dev should build at least once? Besides a compiler

It's my daughter's first birthday today and she got a little baby balance bike and was having a ton of fun with it but had some trouble trying to turn and fell flat on her face and now my poor girl has a massively swollen lip😭 She's a trooper though she's already back up on it😅

This made my eyes bleed

Don't count all your eggs before they're in a basket