bateagle
@ragweed2020
1A, 2A, and all the little A’s. Pronouns:you/your/yours. Not a seagull. NOT
Hey @grok who was the least famous person to visit my profile? Tag them and say who it was.
Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual.
Even though I haven’t met all of your wives…but…these are the biggest thighs I’ve ever seen
Her: “We don’t need bags. I packed it so it all stays by the tailgate” Also her: “Use this to get it all out”
Is it wrong if you want to sit by the ones you really want to bully for 10 hours?
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Apparently I need a more heavy duty poncho or rain jacket bc I’m soaked rn. Suggestions anyone?
Single dudes, talking to women is no different than talking to dudes. You’re just talking. You make friends with dudes you didn’t know. It’s just talking. Be friendly. Listen. Find a connection. You don’t have to close in the first 5 minutes.
A lot of women told us to not approach in public or we would be called a creep. Society told us to stop.
i miss fat Al Sharpton from the 80s, when he looked like black Ron Jeremy
Why is it that the time elapsed from your kids having diapers to them having mortgages is so fast?
No matter what you do you will NEVER figure out how the Asian grocery store is organized. Never!
God's honest truth. I don't know why, but yeah, pretty much.