People Unpleaser
@protectedfool
Fuck FanDuel. RIP Craig Mack.
In 2015, Shia LaBeouf watched all his films nonstop for 72 hours—eating, sleeping, and reacting live in a New York cinema while the world watched him watch himself.
Twitter is cool because you can figure out what's going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news
clankers wirebacks bolt muncher tin skins cord swingers rust monkey oil back mech maggot two legged toaster did i miss any guys?
Draya making "Omg you was a baby" content like it's cute or something
I can’t wait till Jeopardy is like: “According to rap’s self-proclaimed ‘Bezos of the Nasal’ yellow diamonds resemble this type of bodily waste”
My nigga just bought an excavator , So if anybody fuck with me we not shooting no more we finna tear ya house down. #demolitionman
I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson
looking up from the computer at my local coffee shop and FROG AND TOAD ARE HERE
“Off the heezy”
Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.
Niggas be saying “Hulk Hogan was a part of my childhood, I can’t diss him” like he used to loan ya mama food stamps or some shit. Nigga you was watching him on TV get a fucking grip
Hid my estrogen in the davis CD
Hid my estrogen in the davis CD
I ain’t never wanted to go to work
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
Uploading a picture of your drivers license to gossip is crazy
I’ve seen prime Russ play over 50 minutes in a game and look like he was ready for another OT period if necessary while everyone else on the court looked like they wanted to die. That dude is a cyborg LMFAO
WHO’S MORE ATHLETIC? 👀 Prime Russ or Anthony Edwards?
IF I LIE TO MYSELF I CAN SELL IT TO ME
Malice verse on POV gon get me a speeding ticket one of these days man
Oh puhhhlease
4sho u know I know that. I didn’t agree with a lot of things he did.. but as a Christian I believe in forgiveness and I don’t believe that our mistakes define us completely