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Money on the Dodgers because I know a sure thing when I see one

I just offered this girl the world so idk where the rest of y'all gone live but it can't be here.

sex is so crazy, like why are we nakeɗ? how did you get me to do this? 😭

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you

i spend everyday recovering from the previous day while also mentally preparing for the next day

ur not an “extrovert” you're annoying

My grandma said “keep $5 in your pocket just in case you see a cute girl and you can get her Iemonade” grandma these bxtches don’t want lemonade they want ChaneI bags 😩

yeah sex is cool but u ever had anyone say ‘school was dead without you’ after a sick day?

All in on Usyk. Let’s cash out big

I just wanted to grow up to have s€x and drive all this other sh¡t is beyond me

Asking a question during a lecture is 0 aura, real ŋggas go home confused

You are not a badd¡e. You’re just half nákeɗ and ŋggas are h0rny

My mom be like "what happened to yo lil friend" mom FXCK that h0e

Every 6 months I realize how stupd I was 6 months ago

The most dangerous game to play is "resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm 😂😂

Cheating= End of relationship, No Discussion

2 nose rings is the max u bxtches acting like yo nose a pair of crocs or sumn.

cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fxcking way

You just had to be there