Sensations by Compliments
@plopadop
I am a professional paranormal investigator who specializes in making contact with celebrity spirits. @plopadop2 @plopadopDDR
A customer today told me they didn't have a 10/10 shopping experience. Not gonna lie, as a manager that's the kinda shit that keeps you up at night. That's the kinda shit that makes you drink.
Just wanted to give a quick shoutout to Mary Brown's for having the official chicken sandwich of the Toronto Blue Jays. Quite an honor!
The Elf on the Shelf: Christmas Heroes (Switch/PS4/PS5/Xbox) up for preorder on Amazon ($39.99) amzn.to/3TUfLtN Best Buy buff.ly/ACX3xxQ #ad
When I went to Medieval Times I saw a horse take a pee before the show, and then during the show another horse took a poop.
Response from the owner "theyre just rats lol like it's actually not that serious"
Coworker: Weekend was pretty chill. Cut the grass, did some edging— Me: Yeah I did some edging too, LOL. Do you know what gooning is?
I dreamt that there was a spider the size of a tennis ball in my place that was shooting projectiles.
A Wendy's near me switches to takeout only after a certain time, and they block off the dining room by piling up tables and chairs like it's a video game dungeon.
[running my hand through the chip bowl at the party] Mmm, these have such a good texture ☺️
I told some folks that I haven't tried Ryan's loaded scrambled egg breakfast box yet and they called me weird and took pictures of me.
I bought shoes that didn't have holes in them, wore my nicest fat guy shirt, and only talked about video games for 30 seconds out of our 2 hour date. Regardless of the outcome, I can hold my head high knowing I tried my best. ☺️
Love Island is great, but why limit the cast to hot young people? Let's get a season with real-deal Florida swingers or Portland polyamorous types. Let's get a season where everyone has SEVERE social anxiety.
(loudly the moment the zoom meeting begins) how did it go at the doctor this morning Melissa? everything ok?
MFW I'm standing in line at a new fast casual restaurant, simultaneously trying to understand "the procedure" while also deciding what I'm going to order.
Ted Kurt here and I'm in the situation room right now. Things are looking a bit bad
Yoooooo I thought these guys died since their shit was in black and white! Awesome to see they're still out here making content 🙌
The THREE STOOGES - Curly in Los Angeles #thethreestooges #threestooges #LosAngeles #LosAngelesRiots #LAProtest
Had to censor the word "kill" so my new YouTube video "When Fleeing Suspects Win Darwin Awards" doesn't get demonetized 💔😢
"Mummy I'm scared! The Knock Knock Man said he was going to hurt you!" Mate that's a load of utter shite. 😂 Now go back to sleep ya daft wee cunt.