skippy

I don’t want myopia

Tonight, I don’t commit to anything.

I’m now familiar with what $50 dinner that guy was talking about.

okay if fiber consumption is the next right wing health craze im kinda on board with it

I just said labubu out loud for the first time today.

I’m eating this trazodone’s ass from the front.

Just discovered something really powerful

I love my gay chungus life

Its only 9:27 what the fuck

I think I’m gonna put my phone down this sewer hole.

Haven’t smelled upfag at all tonight 🙄

Your bills have been affected friday

Neighbors by chance, oomfs by choice

calling in fat to work

I did not want to see your story at this time.

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

Where did it all go wrong Wednesday

this cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all😭

me 1 minute after taking my 45 minute break.