Paul Docherty
@pauldocherty98
Makes ye wonder it any EPL team would finish top half up here 🤔
"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."
We know what needs to happen here. Ancelotti actually goes to jail where he has to put together a team of inmates for their big game of the year against the guards. Eve of game he’s told he can go free to coach Brazil at the World Cup but follows his heart and chooses to stay.
All I have seen on twitter is hate for Kneecap and pro Isr*al tweets. What's going on?
Getting the call-up to play 3rd string goalkeeper for a big 6 club is probably an unparalleled emotion
[🟢] BREAKING: Liverpool close to signing goalkeeper Freddie Woodman on free transfer from Preston North End. [@_pauljoyce EXCL]
Poundland sold for £1 with 825 stores included. Meanwhile, Sevco got Ibrox, history, and a fanbase for the same price... Truly the bargain bin of football takeovers 🧃😂 #PoundlandFC
Poundland has been sold for just £1 The chain’s 825 UK locations are included in the sale
World leaders can make as many statements as they like opposing Israel's actions in Gaza. Until they end the sale of weapons to Israel, they remain complicit in the mass murder of Palestinians. Stop arming genocide, now.
Scottish Cup Final Tifos. Please be mindful of the two separate instructions for two separate tifos. As always, the success of any tifo is reliant all on supporters participating and following any instructions.
Still a scumbag for his "Famine" joke on BBC!
“I’m not anti-Semitic, I’m anti-bad people.” Gary Lineker, what a guy. Standing with the right side of humanity. Not compromising his morals and not afraid to speak. Free Palestine always.
Rangers’ Laura Rafferty is SENT OFF in stoppage time 🟥
One of the best pictures from yesterday was this one of the great Bobby Lennox with James Forrest. Two players who contributed so much to Celtic over so many years.
Celtic have won 75 trophies since Bobby Lennox made his debut, these two guys have contributed to 51 of those, the amount of history and prestige in this single photo won't be truly appreciated for a long time.
🏆 ᴀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀɴᴄᴇ 🏆 ⏪ Martin O'Neill’s arrival kickstarted Celtic’s trophy-laden supremacy 🍀 📸 the_glasgow_celtic_wear on Instagram
"There's a fairytale about this club…" ✨ #FOURItsAGrandOldTeam | #CelticFC🍀🏆
90+4' - HE'S DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Follow the action live on our Match Centre 📲 celticfc.com/match 🟩1️⃣-1️⃣⬛️ #CELSTM | #CelticFC🍀 | #TrophyDay🏆
🍀 JAMES FORREST SCORES! An equaliser deep into stoppage time means he’s scored in 16 consecutive seasons for the club ⬇️
🍀 James Forrest 🎽500+ games ⚽100+ goals 🅰️100+ assists 🏆22 major trophies Most decorated player in Celtic history One club. One legend