Mike Drucker

Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry but my brother is married to a duck scientist and this is a harmful view” and then someone else pops up going, “Your silence about horses is extremely telling”

Stopping doing your job for two months to protect pedophiles to own the libs

i wonder why they kept this one under wraps and didn’t put it in the binder for their racist influencer friends

Funny that Bondi, Patel and Bongino had those files for the last half a year and said nothing about this. They were more than happy to close the Epstein case claiming lack of evidence. So which is it? Are the files incriminating and doctored or do they contain no evidence?

This would come as news to Commodore Perry

huh you don’t say

My reaction to that completely batshit press briefing by Tulsi Gabbard in which she accused Obama of “treasonous conspiracy” is that whatever is in the Epstein files about Trump must be really really bad

I’m not sure covering for Epstein and paying masked men to snatch kids off the street is going to solve that problem

I’m happy Venus Williams is winning and Rich Hill is back in the majors but as a 45-year-old, I don’t need to read stories about other 45-year olds with the subtext, “You Won’t Believe What This Decrepit Geezer Did!”

One of the best and one of the most deserving.

What is there for John Dickerson to explain here?

Heading Volley 2 by Motohiko Miyazaki type in game for Nintendo Family BASIC has been preserved by @ximwix. Enjoy! Link in reply.

Americans dont care about their health as much as the wellness industry would have you believe. We care about vanity. If health was a true concern, disability wouldnt be as demonized as it is Cancer patients will tell you how they are CONSTANTLY complimented on their weight loss

There’s a special place in Hell for these masked men. This is classic steroid rage by unprofessional thugs. They think their defense will be they were just following orders. How’s that worked out before? No wonder the cowards are afraid to show their faces.

rightwingers have such a bizarre victim complex that they genuinely think there was a massive global plot to be anti-children somehow

They don't serve kids' meals because nobody has custody.

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I don't think ppl realize how many of our culture's foundational artists will leave us in the coming years - it's really sad and there isn't really anyone on the bench to take up that mantle. irreplaceable in the deepest sense

Ozzy Osborne needs a state funeral.

Last night I worked on a model kit that has a lot of screws while talking about some upcoming streams and a weird manga I'm reading. youtu.be/Q_o2_Nc-WY0