parachutes₿
@parachutesBTC
bitcoin is the Apex Predator 🔸 stack, self-custody, hodl, meme, educate ⚡️[email protected]
One day bitcoin will be at $950,000 and will crab sideways for 6 months between $850K and $975K and people will be saying “it’s going to crash hard it’s all over” then at 7 pm on a Sunday it’ll break up to $1.1MM and we will all be posting every meme and gif you’ve seen since 12K
Sned it 💵 🖨️
*TRUMP CONSIDERING STIMULUS CHECKS FOR LOW INCOME AMERICANS: PRESS POOL
Trump and Powell just had a spat with each other live at the Fed 😳
JUST IN: Jerome Powell reads the Bitcoin Whitepaper for the first time, in utter disbelief over the concept of a fixed supply monetary asset lacking centralized control “How do I print this?”, he asks
is AI racism and slurs the new thing?
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
How can “Solana” follow me if it’s a truly decentralized network with no ownership?
What would you do for this, realistically
Bitcoin is going to $113,000 I’m excited. Altcoins will get rekt.
Should 𝕏 add an OP (original post) tag above original content? This could be used to boost original content and give it the attention it deserves
Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell in this summers hit romantic thriller: “My Big, Fat, Paper Bitcoin Summer”
no time to explain. time portal is closing fast. obtain more bitcoin now. if this message corrupts just know that I trie•၊၊||၊|။|jsHhbdbn$&)(
Does this make Gold a 💩-coin? 🤔
Cupriavidus metallidurans biosynthesizes gold nanoparticles via reductive precipitation aka this thing poops gold!
Nokia 3210 is durable and will work forever. Like gold. iPhone iOS gets upgraded and changed all the time, destroying the phones life, and forcing you to switch to a new device. Like fiat.