Sean
@panoptisean
It’s funny how the cat wants her litterbox cleaned but isn’t aware that that’s what she wants
Department of Smiles Releases Top Trending Emotions for 2025 1. Doomed 💣 2. Placated 🤤 3. Guilty 😿 4. Full 🫄 5. Ho-hum 🤷
The other day NPR was criticizing China for building some miracle hydroelectric super-dam on the basis that it will take a few years to build
I’m working on a video essay that analyzes the parallels between the yellowness of SpongeBob and the yellowness of the Simpsons
The brain is not like an antenna picking up signals. It's not like a computer doing calculations. It's a giant wad of meat that zaps itself with electricity until it hallucinates.
We loves you slaves!!!!!!!!!!!
The hands that feed us. We see you. We will fight to protect you. op: shayfarmkid (via IG)
I can comprehend the size of the sun but I can’t comprehend things much bigger than that. The sun is just about my limit
You’re just like a baboon Your tree makes me climb You peel a banana In the jungle of course You’re so fucking monkey I wish I was monkey
Lexington used to be called Lexingfew. Then a ton of people moved there
I’m going to Lexington today. No, not to see the film Eddington. I’m going for an even greater reason. I’m going to accompany my friend as he picks up our other friend from the airport.
Class action lawsuit against the Pleiadians after thousands are poisoned by corn irradiated from crop circle technology
Sounds suspiciously finance related
BREAKING: Though not finance related, Ozzy Osbourne has died at 76, per AP
Dilbert the animated series looks several orders of magnitude better than the King of the Hill reboot
What if the microplastics in my sperm actually undoes my family's genetic mental illness and my progeny winds up being like "Hello, great to meet you! My name is Ableton 😃 Catch the big game last night? Nail biter! Figuratively, of course. Nail biting is deviant behavior."
I have to buy more salad supplies because I still have half a cucumber, two carrots, and some parmesan leftover and then if there's anything leftover after that I have to keep doing it until I run out of all my salad supplies equally.