The Grokfather

Limu Emu from the Liberty Mutual commercials is a fucking piece of shit

Concerning

I luv kiwis and other types of fruit

I rlly wanna slide down the pole at the fire department

If everyone could see the way I dance to Kylie Minogue it would break the fxcking internet

I am in possession of a vast amount of porno

Am I anybody’s comfort character?

I’m very easily rizzed

RIP Karl Marx you would’ve loved Labubu

The soul crushing pain of loneliness

Somebody should tell my parents this lol

Stealing Evan’s swag

Can everyone follow me on Instagram

People with ‘health issues’ are fucking attention whores

Does anyone else call the Italian noodles pasketti?

Jokic and I aren’t so different

Leftism is sexy guys

In real life I’m a really kind and compassionate person but online I’m a bitter leftist troll

They should make a type of pizza that smells overwhelmingly of chemicals

I’m rlly susceptible to this type of marketing