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God, girls, guns, and guitars. I have opinions.
There are just times where the guitar subreddit is completely garbage. This is akin to having a forum about men's fashion and someone asking how to tie their shoes.

They want us to hate Hulk Hogan forever because he said "the n-word" once, but they just go around saying it without consequence. It's so tiresome.
Niggas be saying “Hulk Hogan was a part of my childhood, I can’t diss him” like he used to loan ya mama food stamps or some shit. Nigga you was watching him on TV get a fucking grip
It's a bunch of fat chicks that think they have the right to judge anyone else.
I'm so tired of it.
It’s hard to express for kids who grew up in the 80s what Hulk Hogan meant to us. He was a real life super hero. He taught us to say our prayers and take our vitamins. And even when we knew WWF was pre-determined, it didn’t matter. He was an idea, a dream we all wanted to be: a…
Newsom’s staff hired a lawyer to figure out how to get the gun back to California, they returned the gift after realizing they couldn’t.
I'm something of a master carpenter myself.
quick way to repair damaged wooden boards.
How do I make it stop? I just can't mute "CEO," that seems ineffective.
God: Well, Mr. Young...I got some good news and bad news. Neil: What's the good news? God: You're gonna get to bang Daryl Hannah. Like every day. Neil: Haha! I won the lottery on that! The bad news...? God: You'll have to wait until you're 73.

In 1986, school children across the nation were required to watch the launch of the space shuttle Challenger. 90 seconds later, it exploded. A teacher was one of the dead. Children didn't get counseling. School didn't close. Kids just went to their next class.
This is a weird position to take right now.
The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.