pinkk
@palebluetoyou
14233 PENNIES SWALLOWED | Women please don't block me or I will hurt myself!! | My power is beyond measure | email [email protected] for dealings
Calling a car by its make and model feels so clinical, like studying an insect in the lab. Therefore i propose a calm and inviting nickname instead, such as "The common Vehicle"
the best part about moving out is when you’re bored as fuck you can just pee all over your roommates bed
as a third set of shackles is placed upon my wrists they know my power grows, this yoke will not contain me for long..... #MyXAnniversary

the aerodynamics of projectile vomit are sadly something ive come to understand fairly well
I locked jolette in my closet and now she must defeat my 12 magical fortnite challenges to escape
Papyrus: NYEHEHEHEHE! THIS IS MY MOST CHALLENGING PUZZLE YET HUMAN! Grandpa semi deep within the code:
pookie saying i make you guys scared when we play magic is this true please be honest 😭😭😭
My step dad's mom died last night that sucks I hope she doesn't do anything with her house in the will cause I live here bruh 😭😭
Not low quality, but I’ve been laughing at this for a good 10-20 minutes
This one's for all my Deltarune moots (or Deltagoons for a fun and enigmatic nickname)
