paige πΌ β.Λ π
@paige_benjamin
swiftie first, human second π«ΆπΌ
I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson
looking up from the computer at my local coffee shop and FROG AND TOAD ARE HERE
had such a good day yesterday that iβm walking around smiling and hysterically laughing today. happy saturday yall
girls be like sorry thatβs my emotional support ex boyfriend
me: iβm not gonna tell any men i meet at all that i live alone to protect my safety me with every single man that comes in to install something: YEAHHHH im all by myselfβ¦ unmarriedβ¦ so i canβt do any of this shit myselfβ¦ thank you for your service!!!
TEN TOES DOWN READ HIM TO FILTH GOD DAMN
"If you hadn't attacked them in the middle of the night like a fucking pedophile, Kaylee would have kicked your ass." -Alivea Goncalves
who is gonna tell yungblud
Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76.
i love the word βalsoβ bc iβm literally never done talking οΏΌ
in a dangerous mental state (listening to bed chem & juno)
today i saw a shark and a manatee and found 2 sand dollars :)
today a man complimented my happy go lucky attitude bc he heard me saying i was having such a good day. so true sir
she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama π₯₯
Spent too much time in the sun today, time to text the guy who is not my boyfriend I want us to get married
gracie whenever i open my garage door for some reason
theyre letting me out for air in a minute and im gonna book it. im gonna run
fuck. i forgot to google where the closest benihana was before i bought my house
god i just want to meet ONE hot guy that votes blue. is that too much to ask for
how the hell am i supposed to pop out with him now
Pete Davidson expecting first child with Elsie Hewitt, TMZ reports.
just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym⦠no idea which muscles have been targeted