paddle

were going to learn terrible things about jack antonoff some day.

certified yapper huh? college didnt work out for you?

if i met god id ask him what does any of this have to do with me?

whats of video that lives of your might rent free?

did anyone else feel the all the light go out a couple days ago? like right about when my gf left me. anyone else? hello?

(from behind the cockpit door) in 452 miles, turn left

(peering down at my knifed abdomen) whats with theee-uh.. whats with the stab wounds?

i actually listen to podcasts at half speed. because im dumb as fucking hell

does god have a plan for a pessimistic nobody who feels inspired like twice a year

man with absolutely nothing to lose “doesnt want to risk it”

what do i do if it never ends

for sale: carseat, baby flunged out it

up early to warn the worms

just realized the restaurant ive been going to for a week straight is actually my bedroom and i havent been dining in ive just been watching evil tv shows

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

the devil is in the details? well then lets explode the details

nm.. hbu?

alright ill catch u guys at the normal world