Johnny Silverhand
@ozzyclock
infinite doom scrolling dopamine hits
No matter how good it looks on leaked footage, remember:
Early #Battlefield6 gameplay actually looks incredible
I’ve never seen a bigger crowd of sexually frustrated men than @X
Let’s goooooooooooooo
U.S. birth rate hits all-time low, CDC data shows cbsn.ws/4nVxXRs
The Sydney Sweeney Economy is booming. Dr. Squatch— • Launches Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap • Bought by Unilever one month later American Eagle— • Launches Sydney Sweeney ad campaign • Shares pop 11% at the open • Adds $200 million in market cap
I bought twitter premium just so I could explain how fucking insane this South Park episode is and why making fun of Trump was just the means to their end goal of fucking over Paramount. Working on a video about it but this will be the condensed version. Paramount has been…
BREAKING: American wrestler Hulk Hogan has died at age 71 - TMZ
Walmart, $WMT, price changes between May and July 2025, per CNBC:
Current state of the medical establishment: Brought a friend to the ER for a high fever. Put their symptoms into Grok. Grok told me to ask for 4 tests. Doctor said 1 of them is unnecessary. I insisted we do them all. Test came back positive on the one he didn’t want to do.
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TOLD TRUMP HIS NAME IS IN EPSTEIN FILES — WSJ
BREAKING: DOJ has told Donald Trump his name is in the Epstein files, per WSJ
The whole gamer influencer world is getting so dark.. definitely needs a thanos correction
They went big and then they went home
‘Splitgate 2’ has announced it ‘launched too early’ and is going back to Beta: 💥 Additionally, Splitgate 1 Servers will be shutdown next month — in an effort to keep as many employees as possible. Full Statement:
Todd Phillips got so angry that people sympathised with the struggling, lonely, mentally ill man who couldn’t get government help and suffered trauma from his abusive mother and eventually just turned on society, that in the sequel he simply sodomized and killed him
Because of Joker 2, everyone forgot how brilliant the first one was.
i can’t prove it but i know 100% that elon musk and xai have instructed grok to create and operate hundreds of thousands of bot accounts to populate this website
You don’t hate Boomers enough
‘I have a degree in economics’: I’m 70, earn $250K a year and have $3.7 million in investments. Is it time to retire? trib.al/l3JCSmp
i don’t trust people that turn hyper-religious out of nowhere like you def did something terrible and the guilt eating you alive
Liam Neeson has made a PSA to get people to see ‘THE NAKED GUN’ to save theatrical comedies. “For the price of one movie ticket, you can help rescue a comedy and, in the process, get to share a smile and a laugh” (Source: @Fandango)
Now this is what I like to see on my timeline. Go play FF16. If you have already played it, play it again. It’s really as simple as that.
WHO LET THEM COOK THIS HARD??? AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS GAME????
I just looked up hers and Angel Reese's salary - $80k a year??? How are they earning less than a Target store manager???? Tf
Caitlin Clark’s shirt: “I DESERVE NBA MONEY” 👀