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Fleeing somewhere? (he/him)
"I need to beat you, Rock. I need it more than anything you could imagine."

I might be in the ultimate cuck chair if Isak goes to Liverpool, scores against us at St James’ and I have to look down every day and see his name TATTOOED onto my bastard leg
Hulk Hogan claims he said the same thing to every Make A Wish kid he met …and of course it’s weird as fuck ☹️
Hulk Hogan hearing another celebrity was being beloved in their death so he died too
Indy hasn't missed once this Summer.
Breaking: Hulk Hogan has passed away at the age of 71.
gotta admit, this bullying a club to steal away their star player thing is great. no wonder Madrid are drunk on this power, what a rush.
*Looking at my Bookmarks folder* Soon...
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Alexander Isak tells Newcastle he wants to explore move away from club 👇 Full 💣 details amid Liverpool interest... #nufc #lfc dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
He's pulling a Coutinho™
🚨 Alexander Isak has not travelled with Newcastle for their pre-season tour to Singapore. Newcastle sources insist it’s down to a thigh issue, despite a precautionary scan coming back clear.
A superb thread. A forensic analysis from an ex-insider of how water (and imho other essential services) have been turned into machines for extracting huge wealth from the public. £84 billion in dividends so far. Paid for by ladening the companies with £74 billion of debt.
I spent a year at Ofwat back in 2013 working on price controls I’m not remotely surprised it’s being abolished - what I saw astonished me 🧵 theguardian.com/business/2025/…
Get the concerns about having too much business to do but maybe it's just better to get it boxed in one window like the midfield the other year? Slot dealt with heavy churn at Feyenoord, would be getting quality replacements, and would still have the bulk of a title-winning team.
🚨 Luis Díaz (28) le ha solicitado al #Liverpool que si no van a renovar su contrato (como se lo prometieron en mayo), acepten la oferta del #BayernMunich que está por llegar 🇨🇴 👀 El extremo colombiano quiere mejorar sus condiciones y aprovechar la oportunidad del equipo alemán
Keir Starmer and David Lammy both belong in The Hague.
The Times SecOps team checking Joycey’s internet activity after reports he hasn’t been seen or heard of for 7 days
Surely the Newcastle fans must be furious at their despicable owners threatening to take Isak away from them right?
T-Shirt printers in Liverpool taking “Hugo is Boss” orders
Liverpool have agreed an initial fee of £69m for Hugo Ekitike 💼