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I hate when older people say "you're too young to be tired" alright Margaret you're too old to be alive but here we are

Imagine hating on me and im just at home trynna dance like chris brown

I'm so single right now if I win a trip for two l'm going twice.

what a f*cking year this week has been

Therapy: $300 tattoo: also $300, but cooler

it's me and my "😭😭😭" against the world

If her name starts with a letter, just focus on alcohol

old people be like "no elbows on the table it's rude" then say something racist

SHE DIDNT GHOST ME SHE WAS JUST IN THE PSYCH WARD, LETS GO0000000

If you can't sleep at night, it's usually because you're awake. Hope this helps.

what if I throw a air fryer at you

sometimes u just gotta leave them like their father did and move on

i wanna take this time to apologize to absolutely nobody. Fuck all y'all

nvm me and alcohol cool again, it apologised.

The longest minute of your life is when a coworker shows you a “funny” video

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

normalize giving out false information to see who talk too much

arguing w me is pointless, i knew i was wrong 10 min ago. I'm just trying to piss you off now

pay gorn

me: but the voices won’t stop therapist: those are people, they’re allowed to talk