jstn🫧

say „hi“ and i will follow u :) let’s connect!

„being gay is a choice“ ok then when did u choose to be straight?

christmas is in 5 months

"you're so chill" thanks l'm completely disconnected from reality right now.

Idc what nobody says being financially stable eliminates 90% of your stress

apps that pause my music pissing me tf off

“Don’t get pregnant if you can’t afford a kid.” Fine, then don’t ejaculate if you can’t afford child support. No free passes.

im going viral

manifesting this for my account

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

no contact is cool but not telling me happy birthday is reallly dtm

The longest minute of your life is when a coworker shows you a “funny” video

4 years ago my twitter acc @sadtxtmessages got suspended for no reason

there should be 4 hours between 10 pm and midnight

then why do my tweets don’t go viral anymore 😭

like this if i’m on ur timeline i feel like i’m shadowbanned

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

Do you know why cute people are always busy? I'll tell you later l'm.... busy.

never believe the hype

I'm kinda glad dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure l'd try to ride one after a few drinks.