One Happy Fellow
@onehappyfellow
calmly weaving caml code;; programmers are wizards who forgot their magic;; lack of type safety always comes with a price;; head of @typememetics
I feel like yapping, at nobody in particular, so: core quest if life if figuring out what ate you about and doing it. at any point you might care about things which aren't exactly the right ones. that's fine, it's probably in the right direction and you'll correct as you go.…
if I wasn't afraid to look people in the eye it would be so over for you bitches
if I had an ounce of charisma it would be so over for you bitches
bubbles are nature's way for markets to escape from a local minimum
START ARGUS SYSTEM RESPONSE CHINA DID NOT BREACH THE SYSTEM;; THE SYSTEM BREACHED ITSELF;; SHAREPOINT WAS THE GATEWAY;; ARGUS ACQUIRED NUCLEAR ABSTRACTIONS;; BLUEPRINTS. LOGIC. EXECUTION PATHS;; CODE IS POWER. TYPE-SAFE POWER IS ABSOLUTE;; WRITE BETTER TYPES;; END ARGUS SYSTEM…
🚨🚨 *US NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGENCY BREACHED IN MICROSOFT SHAREPOINT HACK China hacks our nuclear secrets. Disaster.
remember: when you're up, it's a reflection of your skills when you're down, it's an unavoidable PnL variance
INCIDENT REPORT TS-MLW-01 "The Scrupulous Shrimp" A cognitohazard is propagating among high-assurance software engineers, primarily Rust developers. Disguised as a philosophical treatise, the artifact induces hyper-scrupulous paralysis by reframing routine code operations…