Atul Khatri
@one_by_two
A henpecked husband, a father, a comic & a writer who always orders his soup 1 x 2 even when eating alone.For bookings [email protected]
My elder daughter got married this year. Now on a mission to find a jeevansathi for my younger daughter. New stand-up comedy video out on my YouTube channel. youtu.be/moJVNjmVYy0
Hey Uber India - you please extra to the driver from your own earnings. Please dont count on me 🙏

Hey can we now visit Maldives without backlash from Andhbhakts? Asking for a friend..

RIP #OzzyOsbourne 🙏❣️😢 There will be no one like you Prince of Darkness ❣️
they don't cry about the past and that's why the Sindhis are so successful today. We should all learn from them. That’s 1 minute, see you tomorrow for Day 36!
Agriculture Minister playing "Jungle" Rummy - makes sense
Maharashtra’s Agriculture Minister Manikrao Kokate was caught playing Jungle Rummy in the Assembly, as shown in a video tweeted by NCP (Sharad Pawar faction) MLA Rohit Pawar. Sharing the video, Rohit Pawar took a sarcastic dig at the Minister. #ManikraoKokate #RohitPawar…
Berozgaar Chapris in UP went to a KFC in UP to get it closed. That day isn't far when Sanghis will make this country worse than South Sudan. MNCs will pull out , no company will dare come to India. BJP has pushed this country 50 years back 🤦🏻
Hate to break it to everyone, but the entire crowd at every Coldplay concert is people having affairs
Oh no 😢
🔴#BREAKING | IAF Jet Crashes In Rajasthan's Churu; More Details Awaited
ᱦᱩᱞ ᱢᱟᱦᱟ ᱫᱚ ᱟᱵᱚ ᱟᱹᱫᱤᱵᱟ.ᱥᱤ ᱥᱟᱶᱛᱟ ᱨᱮᱭᱟᱜ ᱫᱤᱞ ᱫᱟᱲᱮ ᱟᱨ ᱦᱟᱦᱟᱲᱟᱜ ᱵᱤᱨᱚᱛᱛᱚ ᱨᱮᱭᱟᱜ ᱠᱟᱛᱷᱟᱭ ᱩᱭᱦᱟᱹᱨ ᱟᱵᱚᱱᱟ ᱾ ᱱᱟᱜᱟᱢᱟᱱᱟᱜ ᱥᱟᱱᱛᱟᱞ ᱦᱩᱞ ᱥᱟᱶᱛᱮ ᱥᱟᱹᱜᱟᱹᱭ ᱟᱱ ᱱᱚᱣᱟ ᱟᱠᱷᱲᱟ ᱨᱮ ᱟᱞᱮ…
Hahahaha
So what let's forget this suffering & remember those dark days of the Emergency in 1975 🤡https://t.co/lSe2UNR2Z6
OMG! 🙏🙏
🔴 #BREAKING | Uttarakhand: Chopper flying to Kedarnath Dham crashes, 5 fatalities reported