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[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew
do NOT recommend watching a game with John Kruk in the booth...awful experience tbh
do NOT recommend watching a game with John Kruk in the booth...awful experience tbh
30 years ago today, we first heard this derogatory term for French people.
it’s so cool when you click an “open in app” link and it takes you to the app store instead of the app which you already have installed. it’s really good and fun that this bug has existed for like 7 years and never been fixed
"I can play the geetar like a mother FUCKING riot" ::proceeds to play the lamest guitar solo ever::
Last Thursday Philadelphia police shot and killed Aaron Rainey, a 36 year old father who was suffering from a mental health crisis. The cops then LIED about it, saying Rainey grabbed one of their guns and shot an officer before the officer’s partner shot and killed him.
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this vermont cop ran over and killed a cyclist because he was watching youtube on his big dashboard TV the video he was watching at the time of the crash:
My friends and I are always joking abt how the police are playing brain-melting mobile games on the big tablets that they have in all their squad cars for some reason. Well... vtdigger.org/2025/03/07/she…