Jackson the Great

Democrats: “Why cant Republicans be respectable & civil like they were in 2012 with McCain and Romney?” Republicans in 2012:

I saw this last night and I’m not sure how else to describe it

Serial butt sniffer arrested again for sticking schnoz in woman’s backsides at a Nordstrom Rack trib.al/NC3Hv70

Air France Flight 4590, a Concorde, catches fire on takeoff from Paris and crashes into a hotel, killing all 109 people aboard as well as 4 people on the ground. The Concorde struck a metal fragment on takeoff, which punctured a tire and sent debris into the fuel tanks,…

Did Trump just expect everyone to believe the DOJ when they said there was no Epstein list? He’d be fine right now if the DOJ just sat on everything and didn’t say it was a hoax. You can’t gaslight 330 million people from what’s obviously real.

Every person I want to see in concert is dead

What pisses me off about “Titanic” is that when Rose dies the first person she thinks about is a guy she only knew for 4 days on a boat instead of the man she married for 40 years and had children with

FUCK I HAVE TO GO TO THE BANK TODAY

What should I do more off

Can’t tell if the new norm was worse or not than this monstrosity

um…. i think i’ll pass 😭

It's Jacksover

“The epic bacon at Tesla diner”

BREAKING: Jackson has died at age 18

What’s happening on the timeline today

I wish I didn’t have the ability to be sexually attracted to anything so I could live my life by myself without having all these fucked up feelings

I can’t find my Nikki Haley 2024 hat that I bought when she first announced her campaign

I only buy apple products

Just cleared out 5+ gigs of data on my phone 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨